I took the day off from work in anticipation of a New England snowstorm. When at work, I never get to watch daytime television. So today I watched Good Morning America, then Ellen, who picked pals with Paris Hilton and premiered the Pussy Cat Dolls latest single. Then something strange transpired. A talk show, Life with Bonnie, followed Ellen. It was the driest, dullest disaster done to daytime television. At first I thought it was a practical joke, but then she welcomed and introduced a new Christmas CD by Melissa Etheridge. Who is Bonnie? And why is she a talk show host?