How my morning starts:
It never fails that my toddler is the one to wake me up in the morning, no matter what time she went to bed.
It's time for breakfast...
Breakfast almost always ends with the need for a professional cleaning crew.
When I leave the room for three seconds:
"I was only gone for a couple of seconds. How did this happen?!"
Running errands with a toddler:
Nothing is more exhausting than taking your toddler to the grocery store, pharmacy, or worse, mall.
"Please, just a half hour. It will make us all happier."
Nope, that's not how this works.
When I try to take a shower alone:
I miss the days of being able to use the bathroom or take a shower alone.
When the babysitter comes over:
Leaving your kids with a caretaker can be difficult, but it can be even harder when they react like this.
Party time! NOT. It's time for bed.
What makes it all worth it: